I Hate Asshat Parkers

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01/06/2014 at 11:35 • Filed to: Asshat, parking

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I went to Walmart yesterday and got blocked in by an asshat. Since he was right there, I couldn't get a pic. I instead made these beuatiful visuals on Powerpoint.

So, I was driving my Civic (shown by the yellow sports car (Ferrari?) and wanted to avoid door dings (it's only a few months old) so I parked in a lot where there were not many cars. I pulled next to the curb (shown in red) so no one could park next to me on that side. There was no one else in the first few spots when I went in.

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I go back after shopping and come out to this...

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This asshat driving a new to him (had temp tags on it but it was a few years old) Ford F-150 (shown by the blue Chevy) pulls in like I show in the visual. On an angle, hanging out, and blocking me in! If he wasn't right there, A) I would've taken a real picture and B) would not have been able to pull out.

I hate other drivers


DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! KB Garage > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
01/06/2014 at 11:40

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"I went to Walmart yesterday..."

Mistake No. 1


Kinja'd!!! jariten1781 > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
01/06/2014 at 11:40

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He noticed that you were parked to avoid door dings therefor he angled his truck so that the passenger door was further away from your car than the bumper! See, he was trying to be nice.


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > jariten1781
01/06/2014 at 11:48

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Haha! That made me laugh in the middle of my tech class


Kinja'd!!! Bad Idea Hat > KB Garage
01/06/2014 at 11:50

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Walmarts in my area tend to be populated by redneck assholes. Now, I'm not rich, but I just don't deal with the place because of the number of people who seem to go there just to be general dicks.

Also, their prices are not the lowest.


Kinja'd!!! KB Garage > Bad Idea Hat
01/06/2014 at 11:52

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Walmarts everywhere ...


Kinja'd!!! Meatcoma > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
01/06/2014 at 12:02

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- 2 pts. Using Ferrari in place of Honda, using Chevy in place of Ford.

I think this could be done better with MS Paint.


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Meatcoma
01/06/2014 at 12:19

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Most likely.... but I had to use Powerpoint since I made it at school really quickly... also those were the best pics I could find on clipart